Becoming A Fiction Writer
One girl, one dream … and a whole lot of procrastination
November 30, 2010 by amanda

Daydreaming about book covers

What will the cover of your book like when you get it published? For as long as I can remember now, I’ve had the understanding that whatever I might imagine the cover should be, it’s absolutely out of my hands. This was confirmed when I read a recent post on Meanjin’s blog about What goes in to making a cover. Authors don’t get a say, and they sometimes even hate their book’s cover.

However, in the spirit of visualising success, it probably doesn’t hurt to daydream about the cover of your published novel, does it? I’ve often imagined how fun it would be to go into my favourite bookshops, find my novel in the K section (near Thomas Kenneally, I’ve always thought – an Aussie novelist whose surname would come just after mine) and shuffle it around into a more prominent position. The only thing missing in this scenario is I’ve never actually thought about what my book would look like, until now.

There’s one good reason why I should have nothing to do with the design of my book cover (and I suspect that this may be true in the case of many writers – it’s not always the case that the blessing of being good with words is accompanied by the talent of being good with pictures, too!). It would look awful. It would not sell, I suspect. But I still want to dream. So I decided to spend a few minutes drafting up my book covers, just so I’ve got something to look at. Please indulge me, and if you’ve got your own books in the pipeline (or even just ideas for them), go ahead and create your own book cover too, and let me know. We can create a whole library of virtual books that don’t really exist – yet!

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November 25, 2010 by amanda

Expanding my vocabulary, which might or might not help my writing

Every since I reviewed The Thinker’s Thesaurus a few months back, I’ve been wondering if my working vocabulary of English is actually sufficient to be a good writer. I know, that sounds a bit dramatic, but at the very least, I wonder if I might have actually stopped learning new English words (with the exception, of course, of things like “to google” or “to tweet”!). My writing style, both here on my blog and in my fiction writing itself, tends to be fairly “everyday” – I use the kind of vocabulary that most people with a reasonable basic education would know. I’m not sure if this is just how I write, or if it’s a consequence of spending many years teaching and living with speakers of English as a second language, something that requires you to select vocabulary more likely to be understood.

When I was a kid, I was a vocabulary monster. I wanted more and more! I distinctly remember my parents had set up a system for me (no doubt to stop me calling out to them constantly) that when I was reading a book, I should write down any words I didn’t know in a little notebook and then later on one of them would explain them to me. Did this teach me all the words I need to know? Or is my English vocabulary knowledge falling behind?

To test this, I’ve recently been paying extra attention to books as I’m reading them to notice whether or not there are actually words I don’t understand. I’m sure I’ve been skipping over them in the past, or at least guessing the meaning from the context and then thinking nothing more of them. I’ve just finished reading Jana Wendt’s (creative non-fiction) book Nice Work (For non-Australian readers, Jana Wendt is a Czech-born Australian journalist who was my absolute idol as a teenager; I had the change to meet her a few months ago at an event related to her new book. Very cool.) – and anyway, I’ve kept a running list of the words I didn’t know. They are:

  • saturnine
  • roiling
  • fervid
  • suasion
  • sclerotic
  • argot

I’ve dutifully looked them up in the dictionary now, and their meanings were along the lines of what I’d guessed from the context, but I don’t see that I would ever use them in my own writing.

So what have I learnt from this exercise? First of all, I don’t think my vocabulary is too shocking. Second, I wonder if there’s a stage in life (at least the life of a writer) where you’re unlikely to add any words to the vocabulary you use to write (technology and new phenomena excluded, of course). And third, I noticed that words I didn’t know being present in a book I was reading, at least at this rate – about six in the whole book – certainly didn’t disturb my understanding or enjoyment of the book.

Would you try to actively increase your vocabulary, either as a writer or just for your own benefit? Let me know in the comments, I’m curious.

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November 15, 2010 by amanda

So I’m totally old-fashioned when it comes to writing correctly

I have tried to stay young and hip. I still listen to Triple J radio here in Australia which gets marketed as “youth radio”. I use abbreviations like LOL and smiley and frowny icons when I’m texting my friends and heck, I actually get paid to teach people how to use Facebook and Twitter. So I really don’t think I’m an old fogey and just complaining about “what young people do today”. But, I’m going to complain about what young people do today.

What young people don’t do today, some of them at least, is write correctly and appropriately. There is a time and a place for LOL and :-) icons. There is also a time and a place for a short email that includes salutations and say, something like the name of who wrote the email, right? I’m complaining because this week I had to find new tenants for a small unit I own in the city. I advertise online and ask people to email me (this has turned out to be a great way to get new tenants, as well as being easy to manage). This unit (apartment for my American readers!) is basically well-suited for young people who are happy to live close to pubs and clubs so it is usually Generation Y people who contact me about it. The worst of the replies from this round – and I remind you that this comes via email, not a text message – was this one:

Can I come c It tnite???

Um … No! You can’t! What you can do tonight is sit down and learn how to write a basic email. Especially one where you want the person reading it to get a good impression of you so they’ll pick you to live in their valuable investment.

Each time I’ve advertised in the past couple of years, perhaps a quarter of the replies have been this bad. Suffice to say I have never chosen one of these people to be my tenants. What bothers me more than the question of whether these people ever find a place to live is – well, to sound like a complete old fogey – what is the world coming to?! Are we headed for a world where nobody will be bothered reading a novel unless it’s written in the shortest way possible? Does nobody care that we might want to actually spell some words correctly now and again? Don’t even get me started on apostrophes.

I am absolutely, positively sure that there is still an important place in the world for correct spelling and good grammar. And that conventions like including a salutation in an email do not need to disappear. And I’m pretty scared that if there are so many people who disagree with me coming through in future generations, then perhaps the novel and other beautiful forms of writing might start to suffer a steady demise. Please, teach your Generation Y pals to write.

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November 13, 2010 by amanda

Saturday night fun: Watching other people buy books

Warning: very book geeky post ahead. But at the same time, don’t judge me until you’ve tried this yourself.

Here’s the thing. I love The Book Depository. I first blogged about them a couple of years back when I discovered, much to my disgust, that the only way I could buy a relatively rare Australian novel for a price I could afford was to get it shipped (for free!) from The Book Depository, a UK-based company. Since then, I admit to using them almost exclusively as my source for books – not that I buy many (I’m a library freak and besides, my bookshelves are pretty jam-packed full), but when I do, that website usually gets the gig. Wide range, good service, very reasonable prices, quick delivery. No complaints.

And now while wandering around their website on a Saturday night, I discovered something super-cool. You can watch people all around the world buying books. In real time. On a Saturday night (or any time, really, but Saturday night seems to be a moment when I get a few spare seconds to do something geeky like this). Have a look what I saw:

Honestly, it’s incredibly fun: you watch the map of the world with new pop-up boxes appearing every few seconds showing what book has just been bought by customers in various countries. It’s like standing at the cashier looking over everybody’s shoulder, only heaps geekier, and heaps better. Go to The Book Depository Live to see it for yourself. My only complaint? They pin the pop-up box down in the middle of each country so it looks like all the Aussie customers are from somewhere right in the middle of Oz, pretty much exactly where nobody at all lives.

(Disclosure: Unnecessary. These guys (unfortunately) have not paid me a cent to rave about them, they have just been good to me over the years and, well, I couldn’t resist passing on some book geekiness to my fellow book lovers.)

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November 6, 2010 by amanda

Studies in procrastination, and how all that research doesn’t help my writing one bit!

While I am, of course, busily making progress on NaNoSuMo (National Novel Submitting Month … national in the sense of, well, my house being a nation …), I happened across a particularly interesting article. Recently in The New Yorker, James Surowiecki wrote a long article on procrastination (and yes, he admitted procrastinating about reading the article). Since procrastination is my middle name (actually, I don’t have a middle name – perhaps my parents are still procrastinating about choosing one?!), I had to read it.

Nice to see so much academic thought going in to procrastination, although clearly it would make a lot more sense if people just stopped doing it, stopped writing about it, and just did whatever they were putting off, but apparently it’s in human nature not to do that. Some humans more than others. The theory that procrastination can be somewhat helpful (if you analyse why you’re doing it) is an interesting one and the idea of procrastinating productively which I read about in Sage Cohen’s book is also handy … but here’s the cruncher, from this Surowiecki article:

This is the perplexing thing about procrastination: although it seems to involve avoiding unpleasant tasks, indulging in it generally doesn’t make people happy.

I have to admit, although it may not look this way to an outsider, I think I am definitely improving in the anti-procrastination stakes. Having a baby (therefore having about three spare minutes a day, all three of which are suffered through in a sleep-deprived state) means that procrastination becomes almost impossible. It’s either do something now or forever hold your peace, so to speak. Baby sleeps: quick, get something done before he wakes up! Considering that, according both to that quote and my own experience, indulging a whim to procrastinate doesn’t make me happy, I’m happy to be having less chances to do it. Perhaps everyone needs a baby to overcome their procrastination issues?

So quickly with reference to NaNoSuMo, just to demonstrate that I’m really not procrastinating: I had the chance to go through my lists of potential agents (Australian only so far) and I have now made a shortlist of agents to send my proposals to. (It’s literally a short list because half of the agents had messages on their websites saying they are not considering new clients at the moment.) Half of this shortlist is highlighted in green because they’re the ones that I liked more for some reason or another – they represent authors I think are similar to me, for example. One I disliked because you had to telephone first – how scary! And probably a good way to cut down on the submissions they receive, since I think I wouldn’t be the only writer a little bit frightened of having to pitch their novel over the phone. This week’s job is to get a synopsis edited for one of the novels. Yes, I’m still having trouble deciding which one to start with. But that’s not procrastination, that’s just lack of a crystal ball. Wish me luck!

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November 2, 2010 by amanda

Submitting my novel to agents: I have been told! (And what NaNoSuMo is)

I did promise you all, about three weeks ago (less than a month, which I consider a positive thing), that I would shortly be submitting either or both of my novels to agents (not both at once, of course), and that I would be getting queries out within the month.

Well, I have made a serious attempt at getting a list of agents together, only to be a tad disheartened to find how few there are in Australia (I’d rather look here first … I think there’s something a little Australia-centric about my novels) and then to let life and its other joys overtake my priorities once again.

However, this morning I woke up to an email with the subject line “Your novels” (of course that got my attention), and when I opened it, I realised I had to get a serious move on. It came from someone who I taught in my blogging course the other week (and, it should be said, is also a dear old friend of mine who I hadn’t seen in something like decades). It said:

OK sunshine

If I can manage to blog then I reckon you can send those novels to lots and lots of agents!!! I am sure they are brilliant and you will only die wondering otherwise.

If you just read the second paragraph, then that’s quite a fair exchange. It’s the “OK sunshine” that makes me feel like her foot is dangerously near my bottom. But so it should be because as a master procrastinator I do need a few good kicks sometimes!

So, I WILL make progress TODAY. Funnily enough, NaNoWriMo just started yesterday (National Novel Writing Month for the uninitiated, and the way I got my first novel drafted a few years ago) and I crazily put it on my to do list (with a lot of question marks and exclamation marks) for yesterday, just in case I decided that I would have enough time to squeeze in writing another novel just now. Obviously that’s impossible (I can’t give up what little sleep I have) but I have decided to create my own NaNoSuMo – National Novel Submitting Month – which does sound a little like a scary Japanese wrestling tournament, so I will just imagine that if I don’t get my novels off to agents soon then there will be oversized, less-polite-than-usual Japanese guys ready to punish me.

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October 20, 2010 by amanda

The cat-owning and fiction writing correlation

A discussion at Amazon on the ABNA contest forum, back when I was wondering if my novel would make its way in that competition, asked about how many authors have cats. This discussion (to date) runs for SEVEN pages. Yes, apparently there ARE a lot of writers who have cats. And lo and behold, I’m one of them. Well, I’m two of them. That is to say, I have two cats. Does that make me a better writer?

Despite the seemingly frivolous topic, there were some interesting insights in the discussion on what I call the cat-owning and fiction writing correlation. Someone pointed out that writers tend to be a little on the solitary side, and use their cats for company; preferring cats, of course, because cats also tend to be loners and don’t get too offended if you don’t pay attention to them 24 hours a day (the way people or dogs might!). But even the solitary thing is something of a stereotype, right? I mean, I’m very happy with just my own company and never get bored or necessarily crave company, but when other people are around, then I’m just as much in my element and of course, I’m curious (nosey?) enough to be thoroughly interested in all kinds of people, something which is surely essential for a writer.

However, I must say that my cats do more to hinder my writing than help it. One of them in particular loves to walk around on my desk and has a nasty habit of hitting the “back” key, which, if she did it right now, would have the effect of erasing this entire post. Lucy (pictured above) thinks that the best seat in the house is the chair at my desk, and it has happened more than once that I’ve turned away from a plan to sit down and write because I can’t bear to kick her off my chair when she looks so peaceful and comfortable. And around three o’clock in the afternoon the two of them start nibbling at my toes because they’re hungry, and it’s very difficult to write serious or good fiction when your toes are being tickled by feline teeth.

Do your pets help you with your writing? Or are they just the hindrance that mine are?

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October 14, 2010 by amanda

Book review: The Productive Writer, by Sage Cohen

You can probably imagine why I immediately snapped to attention when Sage Cohen mentioned on Facebook she was looking for some people to review her forthcoming book, The Productive Writer. I’m not exactly well-known for being productive. And hey, look up there – just to the left up there – my tag line says it all. “A whole lot of procrastination.” Doesn’t sit well with productivity, does it?

So, I had high expectations. This book could be the one to fix all my problems. (To be fair, I already knew in advance that it’s not just a book that I need – I also need to DO SOME WRITING. And stop MAKING EXCUSES. And so on. No book can actually nail my bottom to the chair and hold my hands above the keyboard.)

I’m happy to say that as much as a book could do it, this is the one that could actually help me be a more productive writer. Most of the content could apply to any situation, but the fact that it’s targeted squarely at writers makes it highly relevant and therefore useful. One of my favourite sections is titled “Procrastinate Productively” and includes this advice:

So you don’t feel like writing. Or you’re stuck on something and can’t go any further right now. Or you’re too tired or broke or can’t find your pink slipper. Okay. You are excused. I don’t do that stern schoolteacher, butt-in-chair guilt trip … I would like to propose an alternative … Waste time well. If you do things that need doing—that you’re actually in the mood to do—even procrastination can be productive. One of the things you’ll start to learn over time is your rhythm for settling down to make stuff happen and the times when you need to rearrange your bulletin board a few times and eat lots of cookies.

And I like that advice not just because it mentions cookies!

The Productive Writer has sections which are like the Getting Things Done of the literary world. Sage has advice on organising everything related to being a writer (I like how she says you should “housetrain your books” as soon as they arrive – so they don’t end up in random piles, for example next to the bed – yep, I’m guilty of that!). I know this will sound like I’ve taken none at all of our productivity advice on board, but when I have time (give me a break, I’ve still got a new-ish baby) I will read all this more thoroughly again and actually implement it. I promise.

Speaking of babies, The Productive Writer also addresses the issue of fitting writing in around other parts of your life in a chapter neatly titled “Writing in the Margins of a Full-Time Life”. I read something similar last week too and there’s a particularly salient point for me, and any other mothers or fathers reading this – basically, try to avoid too much multi-tasking and when you’re looking after your kids, look after your kids. When you’re writing, write. I’ve already heard myself say to my baby, who’s still too young to understand but was grizzling on his play mat wanting some attention, “just five minutes and Mummy will have finished this work she needs to do.” Consciously separating these activities, something I’ve been focusing on this week, certainly does make me do both of them better.

I could go on and on, because there was so much in this book that spoke to me, but I’d encourage you to go and read it yourself and find the bits that you need to know. I doubt that any writer out there is already so productive that they couldn’t learn something new. Due out in December, I believe, you can pre-order it at Amazon at the moment – look for Sage Cohen’s The Productive Writer: Tips & Tools to Help You Write More, Stress Less & Create Success.

P.S. As a kind of aside, just because I adore Margaret Atwood (do you follow her on Twitter? You should! – @MargaretAtwood), and because it made me laugh: this story is included in Sage’s book to remind us that writing is not always so easy.

It is rumored that at a party, author Margaret Atwood was speaking to a neurosurgeon who mentioned that he had just retired and was considering writing a book, to which she replied, “What a coincidence! I was thinking of becoming a neurosurgeon when I retire.”

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October 12, 2010 by amanda

Writing websites and newsletters I can’t live without

A friend of mine is making a career change at the moment, and I was pleased to hear she’s decided she wants to write. One of her justifications was that now she’s a mother of two gorgeous girls, rather than going back to her old job – which didn’t excite her too much – she wants to work at something which is at least almost as rewarding as spending time with her daughters.

When we were chatting about how she might get into more writing work (and she’s largely talking non-fiction work, but don’t worry, I’m getting to the fiction writing part) I promised her I would look through my regular writing emails and RSS feed and send her some links that might be helpful. Then I decided they might be helpful to others too, so if you’re reading this, just starting out with writing and want to know my favourite places on the web for information and inspiration, then here they are!

Hope Clark’s Funds for Writers
I’ve blogged about Hope before … in fact I’ve just looked it up and it was almost four years ago! Well, what I said then still stands and Hope’s Funds for Writers newsletters are the only ones I always read without deleting. She sums up the writing life and the various dilemmas writers face so accurately that I always feel like I’m not alone. Obviously she’s successful at what she does, yet seems so absolutely normal – and readers know all about her chickens and her garden – which gives you hope (oops, no pun intended) that you, too, can make a living out of writing. Her newsletters have some great leads on writing opportunities but these days I don’t look at them much – it’s the editorial that makes me read every one that lands in my in-box.

Paula B’s The Writing Show
Another inspiring resource for writers is Paula’s Writing Show podcasts and website. Turns out I have blogged about her podcasts before, too! Fiction and non-fiction writers alike can learn a lot from Paula herself as well as from the various guests she interviews for the podcasts and there is now a busy Writing Show forum that I’d love to get more involved in (I think I posted once when it started up but, you know, arrival of small boy and all …).

Christina Katz and the Prosperous Writer
Christina has a whole lot of info, courses, resources, you name it on her site, but it’s her Prosperous Writer newsletters which I’ve found most helpful and inspiring recently. I also follow her goings-on on Facebook and it’s another case of seeing a real live writer leading a normal (busy) life, which really helps too!

Angela Hoy’s Writers Weekly
This newsletter has been popping into my inbox for years too, and I regularly enter their 24 hour short story contest. (Still waiting to win something though – I must be unlucky because they even have heaps of “door prizes” and I’ve never been a winner!!). And while I don’t find it quite as inspirational as the others, there is a whole heap of useful practical information and writing job leads to follow.

So, I hope these help out my friend as well as some random strangers out there who come across this post. As for the more accomplished writers among my readers, I’d love to hear which writing websites or newsletters you can’t live without – do let me know in the comments.

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October 10, 2010 by amanda

Agents, ready or not, here comes my novel!

Enough of this procrastinating business. It doesn’t pay well. It’s not even particularly satisfying. (Oh, if only there was some great kudos to saying, look, how clever am I, I put off finishing that novel for ten whole years.) I am giving up on waiting for either of my novel manuscripts to become perfect. They are probably reasonably okay already, or at least me sitting around fiddling with them won’t make them a whole lot better.

Dedicated readers (all two of you) will know that I have two manuscript drafts sitting on my hard drive. Sitting in my metaphorical bottom drawer, so to speak.

The first, Kanako’s Foreigner, made it into the top 100 of the Amazon Breakthrough Novel Award the year before last, out of nearly 10,000 entries, and got some nice comments from a Publisher’s Weekly reviewer who had actually read the whole manuscript, and even got an agent asking to see the whole thing (she politely, kindly passed). Therefore, my logical brain is trying to convince me, it can’t be complete rubbish.

The second, Bratislava, only made it into the top 1000 of the Amazon contest the following year, although I actually think it’s considerably better than the first one.

So, if I am going to submit to an agent … strike that. So, now that I AM GOING TO submit to an agent, I have to decide which one to try with. It’s clear to me that it’s unprofessional to say “here are two kind of okay novels I’ve written, I don’t know which ones better so what do you think?”. Obviously I need to go with one and tell them it’s the best thing ever. The problem (and cause for procrastination) today is: which one will I use??? Yes, that warrants three question marks, even though I hate multiple punctuation.

Heart says #2, head says #1. Or get a long enough list of potential agents that I can split the difference and send them both out to a few different agents. Eek. I hate this sort of stuff. But I have finally appreciated that nobody is going to walk into my study (if they could find their way through the mess to get in) and fire up my hard drive and get a copy of said novels off there and publish them.

Anyway, my optimistic title for this post includes “here comes my novel”. This is action. I’m going to do it. Some mini-steps or goals to put in my favourite to-do list:

  1. Create a list of potential agents. I’ve got plenty of ideas on how to do this, and consider this the easy part. In the process I’ll check their individual requirements for a first contact (query only, synopsis, sample chapter(s) and so on).
  2. Write query letter/synopsis/anything else that seems to be required.
  3. Start sending queries off to agents.

I’m guessing that like the rest of the business world, literary agents don’t do too much new business in December, and since we’ve already got part way into October that means I need to get wriggling! Potential agent list by the end of the week and then start getting queries out before the end of the month. I promise. Please hold me to that and revoke my chocolate supply if I don’t do it. Thanks. Oh and wish me luck. I’m quite sure I’ll send stuff off to an agent and they’ll laugh so hard at my poor attempt at writing I’ll be able to hear them from here.

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